KeemTheCEO – Bout to pull my zipper down and get some air flowin threw my nuts out this muhfucka #nohomo its hot as balls out this b***h! #dontjudgeme

TOMICYANIDE – I’m the illest rapper to hold a cordless, patrollin boarders lookin for a hooker to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters!

BabyFace28 – Mannn I forgot to piss before I laid down… Sumbody pass me a bottle or a cup or sumthin. That bathroom far as f**k..

danpuck – @fineash wen u gonna let me eat that snatch?

VirginiaStandUp – Chris Brown Haters Are The Most Pathetic And Ironic People I Have Ever Met

marcelobending – @gidgettttt thanks so much mama, I love you like I love a fat line of cocaine

ThouRichie – I’m gonna be such a bad a*s when I graduate HS i’m gonna be hi-jackin’, punching people in the face, setting things on fire etc.

vltrn - I am going to make the f**k out of this mothers day card.

Wink5100 – Anyone who think my #ASSHOLE is sumthin to play with #willgetyoukilled

misstownshyt – I wish a rich drug dealer would come sweep me off my feet and spoil me like the bitches in the hood books lol

melharrisjr - #lifeisgoodwhen Maury opens the envelope and let’s you know that ugly a*s baby ain’t yours!

billayjean - punched out another fire alarm last night…hurts more than usual.

budd_beforhoes- and also me and my son’s made this nigga smoke crack in we got it on video lmfao

_maddMANN_ – My d**k needs some TLC…lol

DTRSLIM30 – FUQ DAT N***A P***Y A*S N***A STR8 MURDER DAT BOY AND EVERY P***Y DATS WIT HIM SIT HIM IN DA TRUNK TELL HIM LETS HAVE FUN NO NOISE FAT POTA…

IAmAmazingJay – I will wreck yo a*s like drunk driving on the highway lol

aaron_corleone – actually that was my d**k after f*****g yo sista @stoneymack this nigga @aaron_corleone breath smell like hot garbage and sour pussy juice

ChantreeSayWhat – “The fact is, if u wnt to f**k, f**k. If you wnt to go cryin to Daddy, go. All I no is tht I have a box of condoms, nd I intend to use them…