nana7nana77 – i wanna eat some cookies … but it must be make increase my weight more and more !!! x( OMG!!!

grandMasterFlu – I cant wait to get fat so I can have more space on my body for tattoos

auilix -  looking for my bra straps. instead found a cookie. now standing here naked eating a cookie. #tmi

shishi_sosweet – Only in my house will u find a piece of bread in the toilet

tehcaptainjack – Have the urge to say ” how now brown cow” to a fat black girl

Marinelsy – @danielaMT21 I’m so Fat! =’( why?? I look how a cow! =( is so sad! I wanna be anorexica hahaha

Bodoggy – Eating potato chips for dinner last night was a mistake. Food additive malaise.

ymiris - Zombie jesus better bring me a coffee pot for easter

nikkifwet – Lol no food this week cuz my bday is the 24th and im thinkin leather, black, and catsuit

patchoweave – i just passed this guy in his truck giving his burger a rim job…. i almost barfed in my lap

staygo1dkid – Thank god for my lack of cleavage or that piece of chicken would have been lost forever. #TMI

rjstimpson – Just had the worst burger and chips ever. Why do I eat that s**t? The girl who served it looked like Mr. Hanky. There was a hair too.

ashleigharnott – My bagel just squeaked when I cut it in half – are they not already dead when you buy them?

itzdpeyton – I eat like a depressed slut

AnDy_Garcia85 – OK SO IN A FAILED ATTEMPT FOR THE GIANT GUMMY BEAR, I CUT TWO FINGERS, LOST 3 BAGS OF GUMMY BEARS, AND ALMOST BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE.

KartuneDaTycoon – Popcorn + The Smell Of Your Balls Is The Worst Smell Ever.

Ya_HighNess_- #relationshiprules after s*x i want taco’s

MehReyy – @KniiCoal Ha. I think it’d be fun to be the manager of KFC.

katelynmeow – yuck, don’t eat sunscreen it looks and taste gross.