DRUNKHULK: – WHY ALL PEOPLES CARE IFDRUNK HULK CAP LOCKED! ALL DRUNK HULK HAT IN SAFE PLACE! WORRY ABOUT YOU OWN CAP!

notladyd – Txt of the year; “I barfed all ovr the bthrm sink n key west. it was so awesome there were chunks everywhere u would have been proud of me!”

yeaitslalo – Jus cleaned up some throw up that is mine according to ppl here….

keithjoforever - Guy barfed on a street near where I live. As I walked by, I heard him ask, “I wonder where that chicken came from? All I had was pancakes.”

kaitmaree – I’m sure my mother is passed out drunk after the wine tasting last night, so I’m going to have to get my father to take me to the hospital.

tweetypye23 - Oh my god. My outhouse is actually the Aladdins cave of alcohol.

humesie217 - My family is already drunk…just yelling happy easter and hugging everything

aaronmrichards – Jello shot Easter egg hunt= beautiful disaster. Still in bed.

MagnificentChin – I ate a spoonful of mayo last night as a part of drunk jenga. Yes, that’s right. What the hell are you doing with your life? Don’t judge.

georgiannaday – dear liver, THANKS you’re a champ

tmill2 – Somebody in the club last night threw up but it was too dark to twitpic. #notsayingnonames

seanbabydotcom – Often when I’m drunk, I write down half-jokes and article ideas. I wish my drunk self elaborated more on “Aliens dress babies up as food.”

gothscifigirl - I may go out and get really drunk and stupid tonight, just so that tomorrow I can say “I love the smell of facepalm in the morning.”

MyLifeIsRandom – I heard the funniest thing last night… Order a Lindsay Lohan shot… it’s a Red Head Slut, with a splash of Coke.

JaimeSamantha – Witnessed a drunk girl giving a guy a beejay at a crowded bar last night. So sad.

TheUnsayable – I am one quarter Irish. Three quarters sober.

phillian – Philly takes this holiday seriously. A local beer outlet is sold out of Guinness & Finnegan’s Wake has been open since 7 a.m.

candacechiu – I’m going to learn the “Tik Tok” song. Lord knows when I’m drunk & out partying, I’m gonna want to know the words

onearmedjack – I’m not sure what I’m doing for St. Pattys day. Probably get drunk a bit and push my wife down the steps a few times for good measure!

Shrogface In panama city beach. First night. Sober me said we’re done. Drunk me said NOPE. And headed to the hot tub to throw donuts and show my a*s.