cougar1993 – school starts tomorrow. f**k me in the a*s with a roll of quarters. wtf.

justins__hair – Hey guys I got kicked out of class for saying my vag + justins d**k = beauty and the beast

pbones- Yahoo! Answers makes me want to slip contraceptives into the water supply.

midnightmariel – There is one thing I will never do: f**k a circus freak

katiekmodel – This wedding makes me want to throw up, I’d rather be at an orgy…

Buddiction - @MichaelFaustino At least you didn’t have s*x with the bride before the wedding started. That would be a disaster.

i_am_DINO Hitting every goddam red light makes me want to mow down this ugly pedestrian AND her baby!!!!

honeylove__ – ahhh you’re so lame! go to bed so you can take care of your ugly a*s baby in the morning & kiss that dirty hoe in the mouth!

ItsJordiPaige - @BieberIsJesuss UR A f*g!!! JUSTIN DOESNT SUCK!! U SUCK f**k YOU!!! I HOPE U DIE IN A f*****g HOLE! BC U HAVE NO FRIENDS! GO f**k URSELF<3HA

ErrbodyHatesTee – Spongbob teach kids bad things like to be gay& eat soap.

FatBeard23 – Rich just said “delish” …stupid drunk f*g

mightytastie – How do you expect me to eat breakfast with a plastic fork and knife? Terrorists ruined everything!!! :eyes roll:

ncsmith – How sad… Gym stalker didn’t come to my last day at this gym to wish me goodbye.

littlebrentie – bumper sticker: the ten commandments are NOT multiple choice.

xTylerEdgex – Just had the most inspirational conversation with a crystal meth addict.

ForeverEricLee My day is ruined. I go for breakfast at mcdonalds and I order sweet tea but they gave me unsweet. FML

ShamrockJamaica - TMI time, shaved my overly bushy uunderarms so I could wear my sleeveless shirt and now I can’t find it. The world is so cruel

ilovethevegas – just saw a suicide on ChatRoulette. Looked peacefull

mandahazey – Can you get out of your slut phase? Please.

JuSsBeRtO - EarthQuake!!! Moving to Canada, Nothing ever happens in Canada!