YoureASHy – I’m convinced my v****a is a black hole. Everytime I put my phone inbetween my legs, I lost service

JBHuskers – Xbox Live: jbhuskers is currently Online. Playing Duke Nukem 3D. Killing alien maggots in Red Light District. (Xbox Live Nation)

TheRantingMommy - @BOREDmommy I vote that we learn the N’avi language from Avatar. You game?

deehasnolife – Playing fable 2. Let’s just say I’ve lost my virginity virtually.

MissIsabel0329 I wish I had RL friends I could share my TMI moments with.

ohsnapitsBrad – Tell me why zuko from avatar is so sexy the only cartoon charecter that id yap xD

britishmyvoice – Jerry, Ray and I are all within 7 feet of each other, and all skyping each other. fail.

andyfrancis Hasn’t science proven there is an inverse relationship with how much your watch looks like a calculator and how much s*x you have?

hrlapeyre - I wish space aliens would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I’d like to have one of those little beds with my name on it

veence – I wish I was a robot so I could not get exhausted when I masterbate.

welshstew - @thirddesign and my wife thought all that time playing resident evil on the wii was wasted…

meewunk – @martinpribble Evony is actually a strategy game, the boobs are a lie :p

samuraibunny – I’m going to go get ridiculously drunk now and jam out on Guitar Hero. Neighbours and Complex Security – Be Warned.

chaqueta – Just heard a joke involving jesus, dragons, and power rangers. I’ve never been more turned on in my life.

dalamaar – Final Fantasy XIII just arrived at my door!There goes the next 60+ hours of my life,to be spent in a dimly lit room smelling of pizza rolls!

jeongmkim – Been playing Call of Duty: World at War: Zombies. Never have I been so proud to be an American.

cookie_ashleyx3 – this s*****g is makin it really HARD to do this take home quiz

lilGURLY92 - …dAMMIT Deanna I told u to put ur dildo away…the shits vibrating in my purse

kiz_ma_az – I will text you my suicide note so you can forward it.

1337boii – can’t believe I survived the apocalyPS3. I did run into some trouble signing in last night though. I’m just glad my ps3 is okay.