Archive for the ‘S-M-R-T’ Category
Better Luck Next Time
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Pooh04 – Next time I manscape I should avoid the after shave! |
Location, Location, Location
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BlakcRoyalty – Wht it that spot called on your a*s crack where you whipe and the tissue get stuck BLAKC boi ROYALTY |
S-M-R-T
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MancunianLee – RT @MsMeanor: I f*****g HATE Mondays! < its tuesday |
Fleshlight’s Humble Beginnings
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gleibz420 – @the_dza is a snake to a monkey what a fleshlight is to a man? |
Blackberry Kills People
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naddasalma – Blackberry kills people. Cause it makes them couldn’t text or call only chat. Pathetic. |
Permanent Regret
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chantalcheri – This girl is going to regret this tattoo when he is no longer relevant, 2-3 years #happybdayrpattz http://twitpic.com/1ni743 |
I Will Break Me
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AlexxxDew - While trying to get my nose ring out the plyers slipped and i punched myself in the face.. |
I’ll Do It This Afternoon
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gwenndoesla - can’t help being twittering instead of studying. |
Spellcheck is Useful
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lozzRUN - @HausOfCK NAUGHTY. the drunk might have just wanked a hug |
Ecstacy Kills.
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Hatchet_lette08 Awwwiez!!!!! I was told that Im like ecstacy! so I googled it! thats so sweet! |
I Hope This Is A Typo
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KoolKoloredKita - Just played jerk and these kids got off. Love kids b day party |
Dream Big
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ayeemango – i’m pretty sure i wanna be snooki when i grow up. |
What Did You Say About a 20 Percent Failure Rate?
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0treysfinest – #RelationshipRules Don’t make me wear rubbers after the first month, I hate them. I know when to pull out and have a clean bill of health |
Hypocrites-R-U
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DeirDollazz – why do some ppls priorities be so messed up? you’re more concerned wit gettin drunk and partyin than gettin an education and a job? why? |
F(uck)M(y)L(ibido)
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emilymiltonnn – me and my brother are talking about s*x…. he says i should use condoms. |
