Cpt_Red_Beard – @Classic__Rocker did you see the pics after I popped it and got the puss out of it?

GrimGravyDavey – Something outta of a porn dude! Like wth! Its all over the ceiling, all over my bed…..

Hojeans – Seeing inception at the IMAX and i’m learning to suck my own d**k so I can celebrate alone

danielrounds77 - Hazmat vaginas?

tizza89 - @dreamsofleaving if their was a kid blow up doll id buy two keep 1 for myself and give u 1 as a present XD

cRITICAL_of_CM – @LMONEY510 RANCID BREAST MILK!!!

idontlikepie - Spicy guacamole + a blowjob = OH GOD MY p***s

rebeccaboudreau – If i see one more ninety year old buy lube im going to throw up

jazzy_fizzle336 – Somebody’s breath smells like old garbage and used dildos

justinjewell - Her scream when she caught me in the fitting room wearing only a ball gag and adult diaper told me that Gap hottie is NOT the girl for me.

AxelRAshun -Oh, good morning Jennifer, YOU DEVIL-WORSHIPING w***e!!!! -I hope you die and burn in hell you fat old b***h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Shane

AndrewDSpencer – Saw my boss’ texts to his boyfriend. TMI doesn’t even begin to cover it

ian_mannly - OMG. Just saw the funniest gay porn site! If you aren’t of faint heart look at http://www.itsgonnahurt.com as their faces are comedy gold!

Mat614 - @itafia a condom would just make the mess worse. I prefer to rock a sock.

Eurisara – @KendyPoe when did kids start f*****g so young? Some 5th grader on my bus knows a girl who sucked a guy’s d**k. In 5th grade.

wtfmuffin - Silly Rabbit, trix are for kids who deserve to be raped. Now rape them.

DikembeX - @Hershey_Dipped #BitchIMean everytime i get you naked i see that ‘sweat rash’ and i consider the importance of my sexual health

zoemclean - @PANDAhatesyou I hope you die a really bloody death for leaking justins album that’s so not cool I hope you get in a loud of s**t

pricetimothy – See neighbour stepping out of her car. What a w***e. Wish I could bash her face in and rape her. Why? Just because.

@ihuntmidgets - Foreskin 0 – Zipper 1