AKutscher – Alright! Looks like Argus is on the mend. This am’s poop was still soft but mucous was not as thick. Gave him some flagyl 2 get thru the day

orangebean – Erin: there is a line between sexy and poop, and that line should be thick.

ohheygreat – Poopin’ to Nickelback

clydetombaugh – There may never be a greater headline than “Tila Tequila Allegedly Attacked By Poo-Flinging Juggalos.” Or better news either.

CandyGlitzShock – #wheniwaslittle I ate a depositories thinkn they were chocolates n covered the whole bathroom floor in poop.!

ty25 – I tell people I got “laid off” but in reality my boss just walked by the bathroom and heard me screaming at the toilet to “swallow my poop”

ThtsMyyAttitude – Gotta s**t so my stomach can be flat today lmao #TMI

florenceamelie - brb,  diaper change for grandma…

lilnardy – @manny316 and u left w/ a skid mark on the thigh of yo pants…

PrincessSoSexy – Coco just made a diarrhea pie in the back seat of moms car lmfao. Happy early mothers day.

pottyland - wow that’s the sixth dirty diaper i’ve found today and the second that’s an adult diaper

blayze23 – Damn shouldn’t ate no taco bell, now I got the bg’z and it’s gonna sound like chopper city once I sit on that toilet

CrazedArmyWife - TMI of the day…never thought i would ever have to pull poop out of my childs butt! thats what happened last night! i can still smell it!

Kid_Kanye –  I wish when i bust a nut it would it would make sound affects, i would want my s**t to sound like machinegun.

gradavis – I’ve been prairie dogging for the last 2 hours. I better find a toilet soon or my butthole will xxxplode!!!

Bohampscious I bet there’s a reason the seat with a large brown stain is empty in this very packed train.

aDICKtive – I ♥ a nice s**t after a long day ! #tmi

arfx8 – Good luck to Sam and her poop! Hope there’s no corn!

hazehung – these hard drinks with food coloring will for sure make my poo turn blue. Lol! Sorry TMI hahaha!

EmmE1915 – I need a Colonic!!! #adumpwontdo