michaeljaquins – Maybe I should hit the strip club tonight. I better wash my favorite pair of sweat pants just in case!

SofaKingHammie – i wish i had #oneofmyfollowers d**k in a box so that way when i get that feeling i can get sexual healing

NOPSjim – @scottgruenwald manscape or manscrape

MidgetRosita – @ThisIsCaliLuv my d**k wanna inception ur v****a

maunandez91 Lauren just admitted she has a camle toe…tmi dude

ThickLikeGumbo – s*****g is unacceptable over the age of 17. Unless you send me a pic of your flaccid p***s and shriveled nuts. Then we can do business.

mizzhollyhood – A guy sitting right across from me on the bus just put his hands in his pants & scratched his balls

Yonsonian – Juco said he’d take 14 dollars and a handjob for 4 hours of work. Awesome

CulpepperEric - @drego22 I’ve been putting my d**k on chat roulette, I think I’ll start looking into the camera

teej4130 - My hair smells like moth balls, I guess that’s better than dude balls?

Wallymatronic – so my friend found a dildo in her flat’s dishwasher

2niks: – How gross is it that i clipped my crotch hair and threw it over my 6th floor balcony lmao

djbuda - my cock wont go down?

Amkz_Top_Barber – I shouldn’t have shaved my balls….this s**t is itchin sumthin TERRIBLE

fluffy_nuts @darkradish -  if you cut it off you no longer risk crabs, warts or herpes

pantyteamaster – I would lick Sharon Stone’s a*s.

UrMyDaughter - I’m pound for pound the best jack off-er in the world. I jerk meat better than anyone

IllAlwaysShyne – Had a cum brownie today. It was hard but tasty!

MissBox -Sometimes life is a d**k. Sometimes life becomes evil and grows two dicks so it can stab your eyes out with them. Today is a latter time.

datanoir - Pubic maintenance day has ended in disaster.