Archive for the ‘Mary Jane, Meet Twitter’ Category


High on Beliebin’

ILoveShane820 – I have @justinbeiber at my house. He and his friend are high.


Do You Ever Play RockBand Sober?

red_scully – Eric Cartman poker face on rock band… I feel like i’m on drugs.


Naked Session

The_Gov – Wonder if I’m the only person out there standing butt naked on their front porch while smoking chronic in celebration of 4/20.


No Rest For The Wicked

MamaMurderface – I feel terrible for anybody working at taco bell. They deserve a bonus for working 4\20.


Pothead Christmas

SchdII – 4/20 is not a holiday. I don’t care how f*****g long your dreads are.


Same Old Tricks

conanobrienswyf – Matthew McConahey is celebrating 4/20 as usual… banging his bongos and his hot wife. Naked.


Gay For Green

dnafrequency – I think it’s time to come out of the closet to my family… I’m a pothead.


The Good Ol’ Days

HeyMeghanStark – I was taking a nap at 4:20 today. Things sure aren’t what they used to be


4:20 Bible

thechelz – Did I ever tell you that my mom came home one day and asked which bible verse the “4:20″ bumper sticker meant thats on so many cars?


Dirty s*x Disaster

iamjuvee – I’m gonna need sum weed and dirty s*x to get over this disaster


Come On Baby Light My [Bong]

coxie_420 – Last night I lit my hair on fire hitting my bong, not a good smell when ur trying to fall asleep…


With A Cherry On Top

CreepyDude – got stoned and tried to get high sucking on a whipped cream can. didn’t work out but i enjoyed eating half the can. and yes i’m 40 years old


Short Term Memory Lose

turtlepunk69 – #itsnotcool When u’ve smoked so much pot that u can’t remember what happened 2 days ago and blame it on short term memory lose!


Sh*t Flying Over Egypt

LimaEarth8183 – after we win…. WE WILL ALL GET HIGH…. SMOKE A BOWL OF WEED s**t FLYING OVER EGYPT


Parents On The Pot

ARMANiiCRUiiSE – DRESSiiN MY SON..BOUT TO GET DRESSED AS ii BLAZE…8) WAKE-N-BAKE BiiATCH..


Herb Duty

idekrachell – I’ve gone as low as picking up dog s**t in my backyard for weed money ..fml..


My Taste Buds Are Stoned Too

EmptyIsAwesome - @itsBrent it was pretty good to me. then again i was stoned out of my mind when i had it so anything would of tasted good


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