Archive for the ‘Mary Jane, Meet Twitter’ Category
High on Beliebin’
ILoveShane820 – I have @justinbeiber at my house. He and his friend are high. |
Do You Ever Play RockBand Sober?
red_scully – Eric Cartman poker face on rock band… I feel like i’m on drugs. |
Naked Session
The_Gov – Wonder if I’m the only person out there standing butt naked on their front porch while smoking chronic in celebration of 4/20. |
No Rest For The Wicked
MamaMurderface – I feel terrible for anybody working at taco bell. They deserve a bonus for working 4\20. |
Pothead Christmas
SchdII – 4/20 is not a holiday. I don’t care how f*****g long your dreads are. |
Same Old Tricks
conanobrienswyf – Matthew McConahey is celebrating 4/20 as usual… banging his bongos and his hot wife. Naked. |
Gay For Green
dnafrequency – I think it’s time to come out of the closet to my family… I’m a pothead. |
The Good Ol’ Days
HeyMeghanStark – I was taking a nap at 4:20 today. Things sure aren’t what they used to be |
4:20 Bible
thechelz – Did I ever tell you that my mom came home one day and asked which bible verse the “4:20″ bumper sticker meant thats on so many cars? |
Dirty s*x Disaster
iamjuvee – I’m gonna need sum weed and dirty s*x to get over this disaster |
Come On Baby Light My [Bong]
coxie_420 – Last night I lit my hair on fire hitting my bong, not a good smell when ur trying to fall asleep… |
With A Cherry On Top
CreepyDude – got stoned and tried to get high sucking on a whipped cream can. didn’t work out but i enjoyed eating half the can. and yes i’m 40 years old |
Short Term Memory Lose
turtlepunk69 – #itsnotcool When u’ve smoked so much pot that u can’t remember what happened 2 days ago and blame it on short term memory lose! |
Sh*t Flying Over Egypt
LimaEarth8183 – after we win…. WE WILL ALL GET HIGH…. SMOKE A BOWL OF WEED s**t FLYING OVER EGYPT |
Parents On The Pot
ARMANiiCRUiiSE – DRESSiiN MY SON..BOUT TO GET DRESSED AS ii BLAZE…8) WAKE-N-BAKE BiiATCH.. |
Herb Duty
idekrachell – I’ve gone as low as picking up dog s**t in my backyard for weed money ..fml.. |
My Taste Buds Are Stoned Too
EmptyIsAwesome - @itsBrent it was pretty good to me. then again i was stoned out of my mind when i had it so anything would of tasted good |




