IAmAntilia – My v****a looks like Medusa’s head. I’m not hairy, I have snakes protruding from it at all angles. Feeding them is a nightmare.

LisaTurner88 – wonders…Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, “If you build it, they will come.”?

monziez – because all i get from your tweets are: “oh hi, i don’t handle s**t well. sexsexsex. i am a slut. wooo”

@shanasimms – Had I known u rolled ur eyes at me I woulda punched ur b***h a*s washed up s****y makeup face xoxo

RebekkaRaynor – Last night my new strap on was given the name Leia. Considering it was Star Wars day last week (May the 4th).

slimmchic – I’m always horny on my period but no one wants a crime scene..

Radash - Miley Cyrus- “Can’t be Tamed” video is really good and artistic. Reminds me of what Britney did with “Ima Slavefor You”. Breaking away.

MitraSalasel - I feel like at this point it’s more interesting to tell you all that I did NOT sleep with tiger woods

FeralCarebear - Walk of shame… Into the gym. Do those cancel each other out?

tgtransPandF – There are some nice lookin ladies in here. I hope they get drunk so we can have our way with them. #evl

TriggaTrain – & how come I neva meet any bad chicks that wanna become porn stars

TooSm00veD – #wtfyoumean yu farted ! U a fuckn female .

giwayne – Girls hitting on guys… what a turn off. Especially the ones that are hammered after a long night of drinking.

hideousmckenzie - Whenever I get home from a walk I always want to do something unhealthy, like smoke a cigarette or have an abortion.

Dipsanity – If Britney Spears (the queen of pop) died her skin chocolate then there would be #justice4mj and a ballance to the force

tonymazur – DEAR GOD! I just saw Jessica Simpson in a Letterman promo. It looks like she’s joined the Kirstie Alley School for Overeaters.

EDouglasWW – @TomChau I wonder when her twin sister from the Parent Trap and I Know Who Killed Me will start her own career like Mary Kate Olsen.

GuttahRossi – Hate when a chick tryna holla and this b***h breathe smellin like she play in the toilet ugh!!!!!!!

Aimee_B_Loved – Women’s Day is just an excuse to get drunk and flash the Girls Gone Wild cameras. Or is that Monday?

callherkelly – dear boyfriend….kill yourself…. sincearly girlfriend