Ms_Knox – I have a sprained finger, broken toe nail, and battle wounds EVERYWHERE. Not only from the fight but from the stripper pole on the party bus

ssjsharks1 – @inskok. Driving with no pants on and steering with me feet. Try 2 get that visual out of your head.

wristone – Omg!this b***h here wearing a damn tight tank top with mini skirt exposing 1/4 her butt..cb..this one not call slut meh?deserved to b raped

Smash32 – Does this dress make my daddy issues look big?

Cainam Don’t all hookers have hearts of gold? I mean, except for the methed up c***s that beat ya up,rob you blind,& post pics of your flaccid d**k

A_Tyrone – lets watch porn and eat tater tots

syafieeayub – My sister is so hot

ShAAAlyn – PRAY these meds kick in & my mind stops venturing off….The devil is a LIE!!!

ItsGetRight – wow did that girl jus have rug burn on both knees…not a good look

twempy – WWYD: if you walked in on Nick dancing around in a Hannah Montana wig to “Man! I feel like a Woman”?

randyhate – purely hypothetical question: what would you do if you discovered you had slept with someone who wound up on look at this f*****g hipster?

mypinkcure - monster crotch? what? I just want to go home!

FatChickinLA - @JerzyNick I don’t think I am flexible enough to f**k in a donut.

kittenthebad – There’s a religious nymphomaniac ex stripper in my apartment. Which is pretty much as weird as you’d imagine.

mig13 – Does my ex wife count? RT @kencarr - @mig13 So what you’re saying is you’ve been blown by a prostitute…

RavenLightholme – Going through the gallery of a fetish event I went to in NYC 2 weekends ago. Let’s just say I’ll never be in politics.

crunkpetrol – 19th century poetry contained considerably more bukkake than I had believed

lancesays – On my strip club adventure last night, I learned the bathrooms are sketchy and “daddy issue” should never be said.

samlinn -  Dressing like a tiny dancer last night was a mistake.

BryanMoore11 – Man ya’ll that pregnant stripper was in my dreams last night doin pole drops & splits I think she hauntin me like The Grudge